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Song Parodies -> "Just Around The Alley Bend"

Original Song Title:

"Just Around The Riverbend"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Just Around The Alley Bend"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Okay, I think I've done a few parodies about the, uh, positive side of prostitution...time for the negative side to come
What I love most about cities is
The girls all come out and play at night
With nothing more than navels only showing
How people can stand to live like that
For any standard price
More exciting than a bank clerk has of knowing
What's around the alley bend
Standing just around the alley bend

Cheap sluts and whores
Just around the alley bend
Laid on the floor
Booze on hands and knees
Go back for more
They begin when daylight ends
Just around the alley bend
They'll be
Money, they'll see

I see them there sat down at ease
And leaning up against those walls
Can I ignore her lazy finger strumming
I'm a lowsy cheating husband
Who has taxes due by Fall
I think my wife is better off not knowing
What's around the alley bend
Else my marriage starts to end

Cheap sluts galore!
Just around the alley bend
Who's up for more?
I can barely breathe
Please stop, I'm poor!
Not something I recommend
Just around the alley bend
Tarts aroused by silly trends

Now I feel a little hoarse
And my shirt, it stinks of rum
Guess I better struggle on
My wife is reeling, I repent
Will you still stay here with me, oh Vera
Don't go near the alley bend

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MC2 - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
s'good one

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