I've found, you see, a friend in Wii
Big N, you see's much better
Than Microsoft; at them, I scoff
Xbox looked never deader

I've found for me, a friend in Wii
Playstation's not fantastic
You pay a fortune for no more
Than just a waste of plastic

On bended knee, in rended jeans
I've gotta beat the Rabbids
My family crest's an NES
That's how much I'm an addict

Nintendo Wii, it has gripped me
I never read my letters
Real life's a mess, I must confess,
But I've felt never better

[chorus]
Grades falling
Enthralling
Games calling
Still wanting

High-scoring
World touring
No curing
This moron

My den and me look so dingy
Life socially's no better
Still, I impress, 'cause I'm the best
Of Guitar Hero shredders

My skills are sweet like grenadine,
Or maybe cheap fruit leather
I'm half-undressed, chips on my chest,
My fingers getting stiffer

[chorus]

My loyalty's with this machine
For there can be no other
My sport prowess ain't second-best
'Cept when I'm boxing Mother

A slave to Wii's the fate for me
Yes, I will leave it never
Cause, as you've guessed, I'm too obsessed
We've spent our lives together...