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Song Parodies -> "Butt Crack Plumber"

Original Song Title:

"Six Pack Summer"

Original Performer:

Phil Vassar

Parody Song Title:

"Butt Crack Plumber"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

We've all been there... pull up your pants buddy
Sewage smell pronounced and miserable
Better call for help now, babe it's critical
Oh my lord, it's overflowing
On the bathroom floor
This really isn't fun...

My girlfriend's pacin'
When's that smell erasin?

Uh-oh, we need a butt crack plumber
C'mon, ten minutes late and it's the dead of summer
And uh, the neighbors called and asked
If maybe someone died

Got this spankin' new, thirty bucks, badass plunger
But it don't work, at all, what a bummer
Not good, where is our butt crack plumber? Rats!

So he showed up, half hammered in a creepy Ford Econo
Didn't seem concerned about our nasty stool flow
The pipes are old, got mold on mold, they'll need replacin'
When we get the chance...

Hurry up dude
Smells like digested dog food!

C'mon you stupid butt crack plumber
Ya know, looks like white trash, could he be any dumber?
And uh, the neighbors called again, they wanna call the cops

He's got this ultra-pale, big beer gut, dumb demeanor
Fits him real well, since he's a pipe cleaner
Why'd we go get a butt crack plumber? Man!

Still smells crappy
She's not happy...

About our obese butt crack plumber
Ya know, looks like white trash, could he be any dumber?
And uh... the neighbors called again, and they just called the cops

He's got this mullet cut, hairy crack, dumb demeanor
Fits him real well since he's a loo cleaner
Why'd we go get a butt crack plumber? Damn!

Stupid butt crack plumber
Stupid butt crack plumber...

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 19

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Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hate to have to say this, but DKTOS. But it was butt crackin'.
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This parody doesn't stink!
Charlie Decker - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but I'll try to learn it before voring. Good read!
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Easily will be remembered as the DKTOS of April '05. This was well-written, though.
Melhi - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I hate like heck to do this in the contests, but I DKTOS, this is the only time I've even heard of it. Sorry. :( Funny read, though!
Adagio - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) uh...DKTOS again, but it was a very funny read.
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What Adagio said.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but just reading this sent an idea into my own sketch book so somewhere down the line... (or should that be pipe?)
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious read, made me LOL!
Stuart McArthur - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) is it because they're thinking about sewerage vents all the time? what is it with plumbers and butt cracks - excellent Mike - 555
Scathe - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) They'll give anyone a plumbing license these days.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Have to get back to listening to country, I missed this one. Funny read.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Really well written. I found your problem, 5s in the drainage.
Phil Alexander - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but then I realized after a while that what was going round my head was to "Pinball Wizard"... sort of:
He's a Butt-crack plumber
Got such a lack of class
A butt-clrack plumber
And he's showing half his toolbox (or something like that ;-) )
Claude Prez - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I wish I knew the song (though not enough to go find it or anything drastic like that). Some funny stuff in there though. - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
My MP3 source crapped out on me with this one, alas. (But I did find a Phil Vassar track called "I'll Take That As A Yes (The Hot Tub Song)" - which is an outstanding title. Anyhoo, nice work. I love the plunger line. This parody reminds me of Dan Aykroyd on SNL as the plumber with his pants halfway down his ass. And the plumber T-shirt: JUST SAY NO TO CRACK.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Lovely image of 5's
Arwen - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I saw the title and wanted to sing it to "Part Time Lover" by Stevie Wonder...but alas...I don't know this OS...=( Funny stuff, though...
Troy - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I pissed myself laughing at the parody BWAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Just the title itself makes me piss myself laughing, I love plumbers crack pisstakes they're so funny. It's like a ritual for these fat plumbers to wear lowrider pants that slip down at the back exposing the notch of their "plumbers crack", it's all part of the plumbing trade, well not just the plumbers but also with the fridge repairmen, carpenters, and fat construction workers. Check out my plumber parodies . Anyways despite not knowing the original, all 5s for the piss funny humour.
mdl 14 - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
hi sxy its your bst shag

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