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Song Parodies -> "Truthful Captain Planet theme"

Original Song Title:

"Captain Planet Theme"

Original Performer:

Phil Colins

Parody Song Title:

"Truthful Captain Planet theme"

Parody Written by:

Evan

The Lyrics

LIBS!
DEMS!
GREENS!
LOSERS!
WACKS!

GO NADER!

Captain Planet hes a zero,
He has the IQ of a Cherrio,
Hes Ted Turner drunkified,
and hes fighting on the liberal side!

Captain Planet, hes a wierdo,
making people think that hes a hero,
His weakness, is pollution,
I suppose going to Jersey isnt the solution!

"You'll pay for this Ted Turner!"

(chanting)
We're the brainwashed kids,
We had to watch this show,
Our liberal parents made us know,
Protesting and human shielding is what they did,
They tied themselves to trees with their kid!
"We vote, GREEN!"
Let the Truth be known.

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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for Bold - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I for one liked the show. This parody, however, sucks.

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