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Song Parodies -> "One Damn Woman"

Original Song Title:

"One Good Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Cetera

Parody Song Title:

"One Damn Woman"

Parody Written by:

OneGoodWoman

The Lyrics

Isn't this what guys are always complaining about??
I am so annoyed by you
I just can't deny it
Even though I'm trying hard to hide it
Everybody knows

You can really tick me off
With your nagging and your whining
Your incessant blubbering and crying
Really gets to me

You make me crazy
I'm suicidal
You're wrecking my life, it's like I'm on trial
It just goes to show
What one damn woman can do

You bring out the worst in me
My temper I've been losing
I'll admit that I've been boozing
Just to get relief

When I try to get away
You're always there beside me
God, I need a friend to hide me
Just a place to stay

I've lost my freedom
I've lost my money
It's deep depression and no, it's not funny
Just goes to show
What one damn woman can do

You fill me with dread
Hateful emotion
You make me want to jump in the ocean
It just goes to show
What one damn woman can do

This is insane, I'm really scared
I have an awful feeling I'd drink poison if I dared
I'll leave a note and do it right
When I get home to you
I'll grab my gun, I'll die tonight

(instrumental break)

This is insane, I'm really screwed
When I get home tonight
You'll pick a fight, I'll lose my mind

I've lost my freedom
I've lost my money
It's deep depression and no, it's not funny
Just goes to show
What one damn woman can do

You fill me with dread
Hateful emotion
You make me want to jump in the ocean
It just goes to show
What one damn woman can do

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