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Song Parodies -> "Victim of Garrulity"

Original Song Title:

"Victim of Reality"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pennywise

Parody Song Title:

"Victim of Garrulity"

Parody Written by:

Michael Quinn

The Lyrics

For those who don't know what garrulity and epitome mean, here are the definitions from dictionary.com:garrulity (n.): Excessive talkativeness; loquaciousness.epitome (n.): A representative or example of a class or type
I am the epitome of excessive garrulity
Take your life because of list'ning to me
I'll make you sick--that, you will see
Because one statement and you will be dead
It's constant; The sentence, it will never end
The world has no time for me, so you'll be my victim

Victim of garrulity

Noises screaming in your head although you don't care what I said
It's nonsense, but it's in your head
And you will be dead

It's not something new to me, constantly babbling since I was three
I talk to you, your anger's grown and you decide to scold
me 'Cause one statement and you will be dead
It's constant; The sentence, it will never end
The world has no time for me, so you'll be my victim

Victim of garrulity

Noises screaming in your head although you don't care what I said
It's nonsense, but it's in your head
And you will be dead

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DarkJon64 - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I found the pacing to be a bit off, and it seems like sometimes the rhymes were just the first thing you could think of. The idea is good, although I don't get how the person being spoken to would die. I gave 3-2-2, but you deserve extra points for parodying such a cool song;)
Mike - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
The idea behind "one statement and you will be dead" is that the speaker is rambling on and on in a never-ending sentence; therefore, he would be dead by the time the speaker finished.

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