Chorus

Oh, where oh where can my Dollie be
The wind took her away from me
Straight out the window and out into the woods
Now if I can find my baby, gonna patch her good

I had a blow up date in my daddy's car
I hadn't gotten very far
She's layin' there, with lips so red
I'm primed to go...she's playin' dead
I made my move, I pulled her in tight
Thought I'd give her neck a little bite
That hissing sound, escaping gas
The plastic tore, she's haulin' ass

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Well I freaked out, start to look around
I tried to guess where she's comin' down
Something faint sounding through the trees
I found my lover, and fell to my knees
I lifted her head, I looked at her and cried
She was deflating before my eyes
I held her close, I heard her one last hiss
I knew I'd just lost my one chance at bliss
Though now she's flat, you could say my hopes are high
I gave my girl a patch...last night

Repeat chorus and commence inflating