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Song Parodies -> "Last Hiss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam (Originally released in 1962)

Parody Song Title:

"Last Hiss"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Chorus

Oh, where oh where can my Dollie be
The wind took her away from me
Straight out the window and out into the woods
Now if I can find my baby, gonna patch her good

I had a blow up date in my daddy's car
I hadn't gotten very far
She's layin' there, with lips so red
I'm primed to go...she's playin' dead
I made my move, I pulled her in tight
Thought I'd give her neck a little bite
That hissing sound, escaping gas
The plastic tore, she's haulin' ass

Repeat Chorus

Well I freaked out, start to look around
I tried to guess where she's comin' down
Something faint sounding through the trees
I found my lover, and fell to my knees
I lifted her head, I looked at her and cried
She was deflating before my eyes
I held her close, I heard her one last hiss
I knew I'd just lost my one chance at bliss
Though now she's flat, you could say my hopes are high
I gave my girl a patch...last night

Repeat chorus and commence inflating

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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AFW - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
funny and kinda' sad...but at least you were with her in her vinyl days.. play taps on three 5's
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Inflatable dolls are great parody material!
John Barry - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Dee. 555 psi. A guy who poked pneumatic snatch/ Took care not to claw or to scratch/ But if he should tear it/ He had a repair kit/ With sandpaper, glue, and a patch.
Meriadoc - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Best of the day so far! ;-D
Mike Walker - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto. 5's.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
is this the plotline to "Guys and Dolls"? - don't need to see it now - DKTOS Dee, which I'm ashamed of since it came out in 1962 - good read notwithstanding - 555
Dee Range - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm a day late, been very busy, but many thanks to AFW, Johnny D., John Barry, Meriadoc, Mike Walker, and Stuart McArthur for the votes and comments...always appreciated very much!!!
Peregrin - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Range lives up to her name again! Well done, funny!
Dee Range - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin, but what gives you the idea I am a woman????
Stuart McArthur - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I originally thought that too, Dee! But the irony here is that one of M and P isn't sure about someone ELSE's gender - hee hee, M and P! :-)
Adagio - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you male, Dee?

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