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Song Parodies -> "Last Hiss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam (Originally released in 1962)

Parody Song Title:

"Last Hiss"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics


Oh, where oh where can my Dollie be
The wind took her away from me
Straight out the window and out into the woods
Now if I can find my baby, gonna patch her good

I had a blow up date in my daddy's car
I hadn't gotten very far
She's layin' there, with lips so red
I'm primed to go...she's playin' dead
I made my move, I pulled her in tight
Thought I'd give her neck a little bite
That hissing sound, escaping gas
The plastic tore, she's haulin' ass

Repeat Chorus

Well I freaked out, start to look around
I tried to guess where she's comin' down
Something faint sounding through the trees
I found my lover, and fell to my knees
I lifted her head, I looked at her and cried
She was deflating before my eyes
I held her close, I heard her one last hiss
I knew I'd just lost my one chance at bliss
Though now she's flat, you could say my hopes are high
I gave my girl a patch...last night

Repeat chorus and commence inflating

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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 3   1
 4   0
 5   14

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AFW - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
funny and kinda' sad...but at least you were with her in her vinyl days.. play taps on three 5's
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Inflatable dolls are great parody material!
John Barry - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Dee. 555 psi. A guy who poked pneumatic snatch/ Took care not to claw or to scratch/ But if he should tear it/ He had a repair kit/ With sandpaper, glue, and a patch.
Meriadoc - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Best of the day so far! ;-D
Mike Walker - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto. 5's.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
is this the plotline to "Guys and Dolls"? - don't need to see it now - DKTOS Dee, which I'm ashamed of since it came out in 1962 - good read notwithstanding - 555
Dee Range - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm a day late, been very busy, but many thanks to AFW, Johnny D., John Barry, Meriadoc, Mike Walker, and Stuart McArthur for the votes and comments...always appreciated very much!!!
Peregrin - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee Range lives up to her name again! Well done, funny!
Dee Range - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin, but what gives you the idea I am a woman????
Stuart McArthur - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I originally thought that too, Dee! But the irony here is that one of M and P isn't sure about someone ELSE's gender - hee hee, M and P! :-)
Adagio - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you male, Dee?

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