Oh where, oh where can my money be
I lost all of it gambling
I've gone to Eddie's to try to get it back
'Cause when I see Ellen, I don't want to.. be smacked.

It was Friday night, in the casino
When I lost all of my dough
I played some slots, and Black Jack too
I didn't realize how much I could lose
While Rusty was buyin' some ol' fake IDs,
I was losing all of my.. money.

Oh where, oh where can my money be
I lost all of it gambling
I've gone to Eddie's to try to get it back
'Cause when I see Ellen, I don't want to.. be smacked.

When I found out Wayne Newton was in town
There were people jumpin' all around
Except for one, and that person was me
I was off blowing all my money
The bartender looked at me and said,
"Clarke, why don't you just give up your bets?"
I tried and I tried, but I had no luck
While Audrey was off at dance clubs
Well even though I tried to hold my money tight,
I lost my bank account.. that night.

Oh where, oh where can my money be
I lost all of it gambling
I've gone to Eddie's to try to get it back
'Cause when I see Ellen, I don't want to.. be smacked.

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