-> "Fetterman"
Original Song Title:
"Better Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fetterman"
The Lyrics
(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Laying, hearin’ the beep
It’s hard to sleep, the meds aren’t cheap
Talking, work PA, Braddock’s long part-time mayor
Non-profits were his play, second to Wolf
Senate is calling there’s no need for Wolf
(Chorus)
He works in hoodies and cargo pants
Go vote for Fetterman
He lives while mooching, his parents home
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Oh
(Verse 2)
Planning to relax, “Who needs ID
If you should vote,” he will relax
Fracking while energy sector’s lower
And mocking Oz as (the) multi-home owner
Restricting guns, ends the filibuster
(Chorus)
He hires crooks to run his campaign
Go vote for Fetterman
He has no limits, for abortion
Go vote for Fetterman
Damage still lingers from his chest pain
Go vote for Fetterman
He wants a wealth tax, expands portion
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
Go vote for Fetterman
(Bridge)
He beat Lamb, yeah
His speaks with confusing quotes
He fears Oz, yeah
Debate after early votes
(Outro)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetterman (Go vote for Fetterman)
Go vote for Fetter…
Man
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Total Votes: | 30 |
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