Song Parodies -> Net Neutrality

Original Song Title:

"Immortality"

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

  
Parody Song Title:

"Net Neutrality"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

the OS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZeANmos_LA
Facing the absurd
Telecoms embracing, as it were
Redefine connections of this world
Corporate auctioneers
Businesses dry up, disappear
Vulnerable millions of careers

Until it hits home
And the choices have gone
Before that Comcast has their fun
Net Neutrality

Now what they have in store
Websites on demand for shelling dough
Other ones you won't see anymore
Building up a cash... cow
Dismembered and diluted... anyhow
We're appalled
While their stocks start to soar

Until it hits home
And we wished we'd held onto
All that Verizon wants to shun

[solo]

Net Neutrality

The leverage that they've got
The lobbyists and pork
While Congress gets its pockets lined
Constituents must decide

That freedom belongs
Or freedom be gone
And then will come their plans
Access foregone
We become pawns
Mocking how we live
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AFW - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Profound and true..
MrMacphisto - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW :)

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