Song Parodies -> Online
| Original Song Title: | "Alive" |
| Original Performer: | Pearl Jam |
| Parody Song Title: | "Online" |
| Parody Written by: | Anaïs |
So, you say that the internet was made for you
Sex or social life are too boring for you
While you are sitting here in front of your damn comp
Your dog's peeing on your chair... you don't even notice it
"Cause you're so absorbed
Oh wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey... oh...
8 hours have passed... you haven't moved from here
This is so exciting for you
You can't remember the last time you took a break
You just click... and click...
Oh, you're so fixed... Now you can't see, you just stare
Wow, you're still online!
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online, yeah...
(Instrumental)
There's something wrong, I say
It's 4:00 a.m.
And you're still online, my friend
Well, do you ever go to pee?!
This is my question
"Cause you're so, you're so... addicted...dependent
Wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Sex or social life are too boring for you
While you are sitting here in front of your damn comp
Your dog's peeing on your chair... you don't even notice it
"Cause you're so absorbed
Oh wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey... oh...
8 hours have passed... you haven't moved from here
This is so exciting for you
You can't remember the last time you took a break
You just click... and click...
Oh, you're so fixed... Now you can't see, you just stare
Wow, you're still online!
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online, yeah...
(Instrumental)
There's something wrong, I say
It's 4:00 a.m.
And you're still online, my friend
Well, do you ever go to pee?!
This is my question
"Cause you're so, you're so... addicted...dependent
Wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Hey, wow! Oh, you're still online
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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