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Song Parodies -> "Wolf Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Wolf Kiss"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Getting into the Halloween spirit early....
Oh where oh where can my baby be?
Full Moon took her away from me
There stands a canine where my darling once stood
Well, Did it eat my baby? Think my blood just curdled

We were out on a date underneath the stars
We haven't journeyed very far
The moon had showed, I heard clothes shred
I was enthralled, I may just get head
A button popped, so I grabbed her, delight
I'll never forget her face, a fright
I screamed in terror, her bust like grass
Nightmarish dream had come too fast

So, where oh where can my baby be?
She just took off and ran from me?
Alone with Wolfman, yeah this doesn't look good
Crying like a baby, and scream like a girl

When I woke up, from being passed out
I felt drool dripping, it made me shout
Something wet slid across my eyes
I found out that hound My baby That's right
She was a purebred, she was wild in bed
Quit her snarling for a little while
Don't think it's gross, I kissed her a Wolf Kiss
The clouds above, put an end to our bliss
Cause now she's gone, even though I hold her tight
I lost my wolf My wife, that night

Oh where oh where can my Wolfy be?
Nothing wrong with bestiality
Yes, I was cheatin', "Less I misunderstood
But cheating on my baby with my baby's good

(Musically Howling To The Moon)

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
never too early for a good monster song
TJC - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever and lycanthropolicious!
Meriadoc - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
and it's also never too early in a relationship to discover that your enamoured does in fact have werewolvian characteriestics, Matthias - and this parody makes that point beautifully - lol - 555
Red Ant - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I can tell that Pearl Jam covered this song (probably a 60s tune, originally), by the fact that it rhymes (as well did your parody). Excellent job here, Matthias. 5s.
Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys, Here's King Sized Candy Bars For All Of Ya!

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