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Song Parodies -> "Last Kiss"

Original Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Last Kiss"

Parody Written by:

SP

The Lyrics

Just wanted to write this for someone who i knew that was very dissapointed with Rugby Union not being on channel 7/free to air anymore here in Australia
Where, oh where, can my union be?
Channel 7 took it away from me
It's not played in heaven, And its not on seven
So I can't see my union when I watch tv.

I watched the world cup, although i know who would of won
The final didnt really get me far
I tried not to, fall asleep
The ball was out, the game was dead
I couldn't stay awake, so I leaned to the right
I think i slept through that night
The coverage is gone, No super 12
The painful truth, mango knew defeat

Where, oh where, can my union be?
Channel 7 took it away from me
It's not played in heaven, And its not on seven
So I can't see my union when I watch tv.

When I woke up the newspaper read
"Channel 7 dumps the super 12"
Something warm trickled out my eyes
But somehow I found my union that night
I turned on fox, It was on at 1.30am
"How i wish 7 still had it"
I watched it close, I fell asleep again
I found out that there was nothing I had missed

Well now i know
Union is amatuer, League is pro
But i think about it, being pro, watching it on 7

Where, oh where, can my union be?
Channel 7 took it away from me
It's not played in heaven, And its not on seven

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Red Ant - June 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job on this Pearl Jam song.

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