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Song Parodies -> "Hives"

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Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

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Parody Written by:

Western River

The Lyrics

"Maaaam," he said, "Have I got a little story for you"
"What you thought was a small rash has now become a."
"Why were you itchin' everypart of your body?"
"Don't you know it's contageous? Now it's all over you."
"Did you hear my talk?"

" you've got hives."
" you've got hives."
" you've got hives."

Doc walks slowly cross the ER room
He says "we've diagnosed you."
I can't understand why God gave him hives on that day.
'oh the pain...the pain
They gave him shots as he looked off and stared


"Is something wrong?" she said.
"Of course there is."
"How were the hives?" she said.
"Felt like I got stung by bees."
"Got medication"
"For them, for them to vanish, to vanish"


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