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Song Parodies -> "Evenflo"

Original Song Title:

"Evenflow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Evenflo"

Parody Written by:

Bubba

The Lyrics

Anybody who's ever been a new parent can relate to this...
Sleepin', rests his head on a pillow in his new crib, again
Oh, teethin', wakes up screamin' like a banchee on a rant, ooh yeah
Oh, angry, cuz' he made puddin' in his diaper hours ago, oh yeah
Oh, hungry, better get a bottle 'fore he wakes up all the neighbors, oh yeah

Evenflo, always clean and sanitized,
Oh, he don't know, he just sucks on it today
Someday yet, he'll go back to sleep again,
Sleep again, sleep again...

Peelin', diaper's always wet and it turns into a red rash
Oh, prayin', that the kid makes it through the night so we can sleep
Oh, feelin', like I go to work looking like a freaking zombie
Oh, reelin', cuz I changed another foul smelling icky diaper

Evenflo, always clean and sanitized,
Oh, he don't know, he just sucks on it today
Someday yet, he'll go back to sleep again,
Sleep again, sleep again...
Yeah!
Woo...ah yeah...puke it up...

Evenflo, always clean and sanitized,
Oh, he don't know, he just sucks on it today
Someday yet, he'll go back to sleep again,
Sleep again, sleep again...
Yeah!
Woo...uh huh...yeah, yeah, mommy, mommy...

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