Popcorn, watchin' it pop, it's 9:00, I'm watching "Cops."
Time to make some more. I get the stove to heat...
Then I open the door, look things over.
There is none there and my life is over.

I drop to my knees and look in the bin.
Can't find the butter, man.
I check the cupboard and check it again.
Can't find the butter, man (3x)...Oh, no...

Looking on the shelf, there's nothing else...
Except more 'corn upon the shelf. No....
Memories back when I was at the store...
And looking for the dairy aisle (It's Aisle 4)
Swear I went there...but I guess not, no...

I have to eat popcorn plain again.
Can't find the butter, man...
It'll stick to the roof of my mouth again.
Can't find the butter, man...
I need to go to the store again.
Can't find the butter, man...
No more popcorn tonight or again...
Can't find the butter, man (3x)...

I left then, yeah...don't want to miss "Cops" this way.
But I need it, yeah...that's why I'll be back again to...
Shop for some butter, man!
Pick up some butter, man!
Parkay don't cut it, man!
I need some butter, man!