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Song Parodies -> "Don't Call My Sister"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Call My Sister"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Tailgate Drinker in an otherwise empty lot.

Young girl...
With nice chest...
The center of a man's attention...her
Brother cries aloud, child
Tries to understand it.
Keeps her from the crowd.
When hands go down around her waist
He gets pissed, "STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU CLOWN!"

Don't call my sister, not fit to
To date her, you have to get by me.
Don't call my sister, not fit to
To date her, you have to get by me
Don't call her...

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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