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Song Parodies -> "A Whole New Store(good One)"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Peabo Bryson and Regina Bell

Parody Song Title:

"A Whole New Store(good One)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's another version I'm working on that describes a bad store and not a good one like this one does. Anyway I hope you like this version and please tell me what you think. Good or bad I wanna know what you think. I know it doesn't always go with the original songs pace but it's not easy doing something like this.
-I can show you a store
-Brand new, nearby, and friendly
-When was the last time you went to a store like this before

-I can buy us a coke
-Maybe even a few chips
-Cheetos Fritos and Ruffles
-And all for a dollar each

-A whole new store
-A place where everything is cheap
-No prices are too high
-They're all the same
-And they are worth a dollar

-A whole new store
-A place I've never shopped before
-This store is just so near
-Yet it's so clear
-That now I'm at the ninety nine cents store

-Unbelievable price
-Indescribable items
-Jumping running and grabbing
-Through an endless row of aisles

-A whole new store(Don't you dare shoplift now)
-A hundred thousand things to buy(Hold your breath it gets better)
-I'm on a shopping spree
-I've bought so much
-I can't go back to where I used to shop

-A whole new store
-With so many aisles to pursue
-I'll shop here anytime
-There's time to waste
-Let's shop at
-The ninety nine cents store

-A whole new store
-A whole new store
-A new fantastic place to shop
-No kids get on your nerves
-Or things to steal
-Or even lines to wait in

-A whole new store
-Every cashier is fine
-With all new things for us to buy(With so many aisles to pursue)
-I'll take them anytime
-When there's money

-There's something new
-Let's shop at
-The ninety nine cents store

-A whole new store
-A whole new store
-That's where we'll go
-Where we will go
-A shopping spree
-A wonderous store
-For you and me

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   2

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Ugh - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Song's not bad, your handle is. Whether you're jewish or not.
Arwen - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Are we truckers now?

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