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Song Parodies -> "No Nut November"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Wait"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paula Cole

Parody Song Title:

"No Nut November"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

So put away your new fleshlight
Clear your browser history out
you know that it’s ok to stop sometimes
the shared pastime of every guy

She had strange titties, one was A cup, one was C
No more rule of 34
Every post-dump wank, even shower playtime
When I thought that my Mom was at the store?
Or remember that time you walked in on your father?

I don't want to wank, because it’s now No Nut November
I want to know just how hard can it be?
I don't want to wank, be a man, it’s No Nut November
Will I stay chaste or will I spill my seed?

I was lubed all wet, with my lady foot pic
shoving something up my butt
All the porn I saw lives inside my head
It's so hard to stop looking at porn
This month will pass by and anything will be my fodder

I don't want to wank, because it’s now No Nut November
I want to know just how hard can it be?
I don't want to wank, be a man, it’s No Nut November
Will I stay chaste or will I spill…

So you’re looking at porn alone in your room
You're wearing your anguish again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks you like the jaws of a hooker
So breathe a little more deeply my dude,
All you have is this very moment
And I don't want to watch what the step mother
And the step father, and the stepsister did
I want it to be December now

So put away your new fleshlight
Clear your browser history out
you know that it’s ok to stop sometimes
the shared pastime of every guy

I don't want to wank, because it’s now No Nut November
I want to know just how hard can it be?
I don't want to wank, be a man, it’s No Nut November
Will I stay chaste or will I spill…

I don't want to wank, because it’s now No Nut November
I want to know just how hard can it be?
I don't want to wank, be a man, it’s No Nut November
Will I stay chaste or will I spill my seed?

So put away your new fleshlight
Clear your browser history out
you know that it’s ok to stop sometimes
the shared pastime of every guy

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Callmelennie - November 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Nice!! .. Perhaps you saw my own two takes on Paula Cole, and the reaction to "I Dont Wanna Pay (For My Wife To Bend Over)" .... Dont you love how Paula can take any kind of cheap shot at men that she desires, (especially in "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone") but dont you EVEN fire back, Misogynist
Joseph Little - November 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Yea, I also did that other Paula Cole song and attacked those that sit on their ass and watch HGTV all day, Paula Coles music is just horrible
CML - November 03, 2022 - Report this comment
I would disagree with respect to "I Dont Want To Wait" .. Or at least the first half of the song. She starts off beautifully by describing a terrible tragedy .. How two Depression Era kids get married, only to see the hubby drafted into WWII. Then he comes home a traumatized man who vents his wrath on his wife, who accepts as her marital duty. This may be the story of her grandparents. And then the children of this couple are also traumatized by the actions of their parents .... But then the song degrades into incoherence at the end as she tries for some ultimate statement about it.

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