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Song Parodies -> "I Just Want to Win"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Wait"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paula Cole
Parody Song Title:
"I Just Want to Win"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This song is about a guy who has to win the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race at Dover Speedway in Delaware in order to advance to the next round in the Chase for the Championship, lest he be eliminated from stock car racing's playoffs.
I pulled into Delaware last night
I know I'll finally get it right
I'm trying to keep my title hopes alive
With a stellar Delaware drive
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori needs to win this race to stay in the Chase).
I have two victories - one was six months ago, one was in '03
I'm in the number 94
That championship ring, every loss that's stinging
Who knows if maybe Dale Sr.'s calling me
To get another Sprint Cup victory
I'll just have to win
The NASCAR Cup race at Dover
Will I get that Delaware victory?
I just want to win the NASCAR Cup race at Dover
Will I win or will I wreck on Lap 40?
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori is up to 10th from his 23rd starting position).
I made a turn left, then another turn left
Passing Kurt to get to 9th
And the race I've seen lives within me still
It's so hard to get a victory again
Next time, I might beat Dale Earnhardt's granddaughter
Yeah, I'm going to win the NASCAR race at Dover
I'm going to get that victory
Yeah, I'm going to win the NASCAR race at Dover
You look at me from across the track
I'm running in sixth place again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks me into the jaws of defeat
I'll breathe a little more deeply right now
All I have is this very moment
And I don't want to do what Dale Sr.
And Dale Jr. and the great ones did
I want to win right now
I know my horizon's still bright
This time i will win, all right
I need to keep the dream alive
With another stellar Delaware drive
I just took the lead in the Cup race at Dover
I want to know right know that I will win
I took the checkered flag and won the race at Dover
I'm just glad I avoided that wreck at Lap 340
I just won the race in NASCAR Sprint Cup at Dover
I finally know right now that I'm still in the Chase
I finally won the race and got a big win at Dover
Now I'm going to win the Sprint Cup this year
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori has picked up his third career victory in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and his 2nd win of the season).
I went out there and did it right
I'm thinking about the Cup tonight
My title hopes are still alive
I'll have an awesome Charlotte drive
I know I'll finally get it right
I'm trying to keep my title hopes alive
With a stellar Delaware drive
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori needs to win this race to stay in the Chase).
I have two victories - one was six months ago, one was in '03
I'm in the number 94
That championship ring, every loss that's stinging
Who knows if maybe Dale Sr.'s calling me
To get another Sprint Cup victory
I'll just have to win
The NASCAR Cup race at Dover
Will I get that Delaware victory?
I just want to win the NASCAR Cup race at Dover
Will I win or will I wreck on Lap 40?
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori is up to 10th from his 23rd starting position).
I made a turn left, then another turn left
Passing Kurt to get to 9th
And the race I've seen lives within me still
It's so hard to get a victory again
Next time, I might beat Dale Earnhardt's granddaughter
Yeah, I'm going to win the NASCAR race at Dover
I'm going to get that victory
Yeah, I'm going to win the NASCAR race at Dover
You look at me from across the track
I'm running in sixth place again
Believe me I know the feeling
It sucks me into the jaws of defeat
I'll breathe a little more deeply right now
All I have is this very moment
And I don't want to do what Dale Sr.
And Dale Jr. and the great ones did
I want to win right now
I know my horizon's still bright
This time i will win, all right
I need to keep the dream alive
With another stellar Delaware drive
I just took the lead in the Cup race at Dover
I want to know right know that I will win
I took the checkered flag and won the race at Dover
I'm just glad I avoided that wreck at Lap 340
I just won the race in NASCAR Sprint Cup at Dover
I finally know right now that I'm still in the Chase
I finally won the race and got a big win at Dover
Now I'm going to win the Sprint Cup this year
(Rick Allen: Joseph Conciatori has picked up his third career victory in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series and his 2nd win of the season).
I went out there and did it right
I'm thinking about the Cup tonight
My title hopes are still alive
I'll have an awesome Charlotte drive
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Joe, I think you got the most parodies about "TLIAC44H!!!" 555 more!!! No Bear Grease needed...
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