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Song Parodies -> "Where Have All My Dealers Gone?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

Original Performer:

Paula Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Where Have All My Dealers Gone?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh we were so steady, I think they might have left me.
Why don't we go sit down and get baked?
Have reefers on my front porch,
The side effects are scorching,
I'll buy a line, and will not hesitate.

I really want a reefer, but where's my dealer Bill?

Can't buy my Mary Jane,
Can't buy my precious pot,
Can't buy the yummy zig-zags.
Where have all my dealers gone?

I guess he's stuck in prison,
Got arrested for some weed,
And that was for my spec'lly-made brownies.
Oh, I know that Mick Durst will get me something good for sure,
And he was s'pposed to be here last week.

Guess Mick was arrested, this is giving me chills.

Can't buy my crack-cocaine,
Can't buy a three-stemmed bong,
Can't buy the happy reefer.
Where have all my dealers gone?

I am getting a good drug tonight
From some one, I think his name's Steve.
He's not there tonight (3 times)

My new dealer just left me,
When he had a new crack baby
And Drew took that job in farming weed.
He'll made friends at the farm
And I'll join them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week

I'll go find a new guy, while you have no more blunts

Can't buy no lithium,
From Bill or even Sean,
Can't buy the yummy robos.
Where have all my dealers gone?
There is my Reefer Man
Holding my three-stemmed bong,
Buying my drugs from some one,
My new dealer's name is John.

Get a high, get a low
Get a high, get a low
Get a high, get a low
Get a high, get a low

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