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Song Parodies -> "Passive Sport"

Original Song Title:

"Last Resort"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Passive Sport"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Break my TV to pieces
Golf is a passive sport
Contemplation
No roughness
No skill required other than mental toughness
Golf is a passive sport

Break my TV to pieces
Golf is a boring sport
Contemplation,
And no spark
Don't you know the only hottie is Grace Park?
Would it be wrong would it be right
If i broke my TV tonight?
Chances are that I might
ESPN just isn't right
It only shows golf tournaments

Cause I'm losing my lunch
Wanting to punch
My TV for showing this bunch
Of dumb golf pros
Picking their nose
Bet those wimpy guys wear panty hose!

I never realized golf was such a bore
Til I was sleeping
And couldn't take no more
Zoned out
Watching these pros
Like Tiger and Singh
As if I cared bout their golf swing
It all started when I lost my first game
No love for the sport,
Cause I thought it was too lame
Searching to find a sport much more interesting
But finding nothing but soccer and wrestling

Cause I'm losing my might
Wasting my time
Wondering how these bums earn a dime
For swinging clubs,
Most of them tubs
Of lard that can't pick up girls in clubs!

Golf is all trite
Golf is not fine
I'm dozing and I'm napping
I'm napping
I'm napping
I'm napping
I'm napping
I...can't...go...on...watching this game

Break my TV to pieces
Golf is a passive sport
Contemplation
No roughness
No skill required other than mental toughness
Would it be wrong would it be right
If i broke my TV tonight?
Chances are that I might
ESPN just isn't right
It only shows golf tournaments

Cause I'm losing my lunch
Wanting to punch
My TV for showing this bunch
Of dumb golf pros
Picking their nose
Bet those wimpy guys wear panty hose!

Golf is all trite
Golf is not fine
I'm dozing and I'm napping
I...can't...go...on...watching this game
Can't go on
Watching this game
Golf is all
TRITE!

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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Stephen aka Step-chan - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555, although I'm not into any sports myself, I also find golf to be a boring useless f****** sport.

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