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Song Parodies -> "Pest Controll"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboys from Hell"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pest Controll"

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The Lyrics

I stumbled upon this kick a$$ site and thought that I would try to come up with something entertaining. Have a nice day = )
Wonderin' to yourself who to call?
Invertebrates destroy them all!
Calm down, don't shout, Allpest will comb "em out.
We wanna spray the house you have
Stop dead whateva' roams your land!
They say the E.P.A knows jack,
Once banned but now we're back!

They see us comin',
and they scurry tward your kitchen cupboards.

Your house is now locked down!

Look there's one reach for my gun
And I'm gonna bag you quick my foe, you see
It's been whoah! Down below,
Blastin' at arthropods from hell!
Slay those bugs, we're not quite done
Ain't leavin' "till you comprehend,
that buffoon, by noon
Ridin' your house of the vermin that dwell!

Disengage with rage, mash with mien
You better not think we work for free
'Cause reddish brown is found
Where those critters used to be
So with much distress and locked in my sight
Roaches everywhere in flight
Grab my double barrel, 12 gauge,
Can't quite yet turn this page!

I see "em flyin'
And I off one right after the other!

We're tearin' your house down!

Jobs been done, I'm on the run
Irish Setters missin' too my friend. Was a
mistake though, don't cha know?
Sorry, blew that bastard straight to hell!
Not outdone, a job well done
Sorry "bout your house my friend
'Cause assume, by noon
within a week your bills in the mail!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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The Charnstar - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe, pretty funny, DKTOS though, but my mate Frullet loves Pantera, so I'll push him to checking it out. So 5-5-5s anyway, and welcome :-)
Onkel Buck - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This was hilarious! I was lucky enough to see Pantera many, many times in the 90's. I can so see Dime running around in an Orkin outfit and a sprayer, wish they would of thought of doing this on some of their home videos. R.I.P. Dime

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