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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson's Next Trial"

Original Song Title:

"Cemetary Gates"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson's Next Trial"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

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Michael, Michael is this some conspiracy?
Arrested for your sins
Because you love me
What'll happen when you get life
It all seems so unfair
I'm a kid about nine years old
Done by a man with burnt hair

Michael, was touching me
Without a care in his eye
It's nothing new for him to be
I didn't ask him why
I still remember
The love that he said wasn't rape
Then held right on to me
And made me kiss his stupid plastic (face)

Well, I guess you took my youth
I went and ran away
No more love between man and boy
I called the cops today
And when you're caught
Help you I'll not
You did me up the hole
You left me incomplete
All alone as the trial now unfolds

Believe the word
I will dial 911
And send the King of Pop to jail

When I watch Home Alone
It reminds me of you
How you made a shrine to him
And worship it too
I must get on with life
I can't live in the past
He'd better not get off free
He must be jailed at last

Through all those crazy years
I thought I was alone
But now I've met some other guys
Who got it up the hole
And when he's failed
He's going to jail and change his goddamn ways
He left me no incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain

The way he was
He won't get out this time
Attempts to bribe my mom in vain
Believe the word
I will dial 911
And send the King of Pop to jail

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