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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson's Next Trial"

Original Song Title:

"Cemetary Gates"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pantera

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson's Next Trial"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

He got off this year, but hopefully he'll be found guilty. This is sung by a kid who slept with him.
Michael, Michael is this some conspiracy?
Arrested for your sins
Because you love me
What'll happen when you get life
It all seems so unfair
I'm a kid about ten years old
Done by a man with burnt hair

Michael, was touching me
Without a care in his eye
It's nothing new for him to be
And he will not say why
I will remember
The love that he said wasn't rape
Now I watch his stupid trial
All my thoughts of you are all now (hate)

When I knew you took my youth
I went and ran away
No more love between man and boy
I called the cops today
And when you're caught
Help you I'll not
Because you're full of shit
You left me no damn choice
Now I'm gonna watch the trial unfold

Believe the word
I will dial 911
And send the King of Pop to jail

When I watch Home Alone
I sometimes think aloud
Is Mac Culkin is just as bad
Is he also hellbound
I gotta let that go
I must forget that past
He'd better not get off free
He must be jailed at last

Through all those crazy years
I thought I was alone
I didn't want to look around
And see that psycho's home
And when he's failed
He's going to jail and see the error of his ways
Left me no damn choice
All alone as the memories still remain

The way he was
He won't get out this time
Attempts to bribe the jury will fail
Believe the word
I will dial 911
And send the King of Pop to jail
Dedicated to Dimebag Darrell(1966-2004)

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Red Ant - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, can't remember how this song goes and the only Pantera CD I have at the moment is "Far Beyond Driven".
SamuraiMaster - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done. I love this song and I love Pantera, but this poor kid. Good riddance Michael Jackson.
ALONE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
2011 WILL BE HERE SOON

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