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Song Parodies -> "Callers from Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboys from Hell"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pantera

Parody Song Title:

"Callers from Hell"

Parody Written by:

SixX

The Lyrics

This parody is about people you meet in life and you think how great they are but then they turn out quite the opposite. This one is not dedicated to solicitors but for forgotten love."I'm not sayin' I know the solution and I'm not tryin' to give you advice/ but maybe baby I ain't sayin' nothin"-Laughing Colors(band)?"I'm 19 what am I supposed to play, a judge?"-Winona Ryder
Under the phone lines where we stand tall
Nobody talks to us at all
If your home, get out, our lines spread fear within, without
Ya know, We're gonna take what's ours to have
Speak the word throughout the land
They say the phone rings it's bad
We're makin' you mad and sad

You hear us callin'
And you pull up your bedcover
cause' We're takin' over this town

Here we come reach for your phone
When it rings you better listen well my friend, you hear
Time's been slow down below,
"We should talk sometime" we're the callers from hell!!!
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't stalking or writing you mail friend
'Cause 7-9p.m, we call
Beggin' please for you we're the callers from hell!!!

When people are busy makin' the scene
You better not take it out on me
'Cause a small town is found
Where our city used to be
So we just keep callin and it's not right
We're never in sight
The world is a stage
but you can't lock me in your cage

You hear us callin'
And you all together tuck those covers
We're takin' over this town

Here we come reach for your phone
And you better listen well my friend, you hear
Time slow down below,
"Reach out and touch someone" we're the callers from hell!!!!!!!!!!
When you pick phone up, we've won
This ain't no prank call friend
'Cause when it's 7-9p.m, your doomed
Gettin' to you we're the callers from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Ross - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was the most idiotic parady i've ever read. it suxxx

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