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Song Parodies -> "Choking Hostile"

Original Song Title:

"F''king Hostile"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Choking Hostile"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

choke, choke, cough, cough

What the people say
'chew it very slowly'
in case you die and choke
well, bollocks to nausea

and everytime the food is closed up
Making me Italiano music growing up kind
wishing me well is always what you always say
'piss off'

They're kind, they're die
and that pisses off
and this is the end of the dieting
choking hostile

We're stand alone
when you think of this
we're stand alone

So hold your arse and
count to 10
I think you can be Peter Andre in a Holland party suit
just yesterday
but we are looking for yesterday
I wish i was too shy but i'll think im hideaway

I was wishing

Getting off, getting out
of my own breathless
wish me, wish you
and you're the best reportage

Oh choking hostile

We're stand up at night
we're adults now
you are the operations

Wishing me well just like Neil Tennant
i hope he died and listened to Sepultura
wishing me well like the rest of us
I hope you fucking die and listen to UB40
we are the starving children
I never eat a thing about as big as Paul Anka

I was listening

You are, we are
you could be done
we were, we was
chokin' on Liverpool pasta

To be, to suck cock




choking hostile

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