-> "No Rhyme For 'Orange' (And Other Random Thoughts)"
Original Song Title:
"Mouth For War"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Rhyme For 'Orange' (And Other Random Thoughts)"
The Lyrics
Orange!!
No rhyme for orange, it's said
Wrong!!
This here song is so, so wrong
A comedy so misstated
This song is plaintive and pointless
While Peneople Cruz is seductive
In stranger tides in her dress
So....Distraction!
Pete's sake! Write my eulogy
Sold on pistachios
Drink beer and fear my blasphemy
Sold your cows for the tour
What a chore, what a bore
Squeak uncouth without me
She's German!!
Processed!!
I see a sock and a ball on the side street
Length!!
The length of my hair to brush
Kick the baby
The length of this lumber
Is 2 by 4 for every one
Cheap leasing Ford Rangers' much better than financial blunder for sons
Get contraction!
Watch 'Home Alone' for some synergy
Mold on my sandwiches
No fear, appear to be scholarly
Hold a mouse as the cure
Lose it, and scream some more
Leaky roof above me
I'm learnin'!!
Squeeze a lime and shoot a gun and swat your flies to show zeal
No cow I mentioned's for sale
I exhumed a twin for my bail
Campy, this test, get others, taste the slime
Loaning excess in this rotten time
Blow your fife, Gilgamesh
Bastards rife on their meth
Mewing and munching, unrestive placation
What y'all think of this here ruination?
Yuck!
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