If I saw that Canadian.
If I wanna die,
I see the torturing kind of ****,
He puts us old guys through.
I mean that killing myself is strange.
Would you pay 100 bucks,
To die expensivly?
Soon you'll find that Kevorkian's waiting,
For the chance to meet you,
Drooling, waiting just to beat you.
Injecting you with a needle.

Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kervorkian isn't that gay.
He's killing me.
And how will you die today?
Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kevorkian is here to stay.
In Canada.
To put old people to rest.

Which patient wants injection?
The big old man wants it.
He'll want get laid now,
Before he,
Gets put to piece.
Unsatisfying.
I want my cash!

Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kervorkian isn't that gay.
He's killing me.
And how will you die today?
Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kevorkian is here to stay.
In Canada.
To put old people to rest.

Roll the dice, just to survive,
You just don't hope, you're next in line.
He'll see what new disease you'll get.
I mean that paying him is strange,
Cuz' he might just bounce my checks.
Oh no, I lost my cash.
Will you except Mastercard?
So precious you know, I'm 95 and molding.
I'm going down to sleep.
I'll never see the light again.

Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kervorkian isn't that gay.
He's killing me.
And how will you die today?
Tie me down, Dr. K.
Kevorkian is here to stay.
In Canada.
To put old people to rest.

What's with that big-ass needle?
What's with that big-ass needle?
Kervorkian's the death of me.
Stuck with that big-ass needle.