Brother Caspar’s on the left
Melchior’s on the right
Riding cross the desert
In the dead of night

Field, fountain, moor, mountain
Following that star
Not the three fools
Puffing on a rubber cigar

Caspar got with Melchior
Joined me in the Magi
You know these two wise men
Exactly who the hell am I?

Balthazar
Balthazar
Balthazar

Kid’s location unknown
As we pull into the inn
Noises from the manger
Reveal the child lies within

Horsefeed oats and billygoats
Chickens, sheep, donkey
Melchior says, “Righteous!”
Brother Caspar says, “Holy!”

Balthazar
Balthazar
Balthazar

Ooh, it’s crazy! (Sounds crazy)
We’re bringing a baby (We’re bringing a baby)
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Inside a barn!

Melchior steps up
Lays his gold upon the floor
Makes my frankincense
Look like it’s from a thrift store

Caspar says the myrrh is
His it’s bitter perfume
King Herod’s on his way
Leave now, avoid the doom

Joseph yells “we’re outta here”
Mary says “right on”
“When Herod’s troops come for our group
We’ll already be gone”

Jumped onto the camels
Then the heavens shook
Want to know the rest?
Hey - read the book!

Balthazar
Balthazar
Balthazar

Ooh, it’s crazy! (Sounds crazy)
We’re bringing a baby (We’re bringing a baby)
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Gold and myrrh and frankincense
Inside a barn!
(Repeat twice)