With my music on the list
And it's playing in the front
Listening to my music on my computer
Suddenly the program shows me an error
Big word's reading
YOU LOST CONNECTION ON YOUR LINE
Computer speaks words of wisdom
Tears fall from my eyes
Control Alt Del
Was that a virus, modified

My KaZaA - nothing's wrong with my KaZaA

Wondering "What the Hell"
As windows loads up again
A freshly pasted background
Reveals a smile on the screen
Program Files, My Documents
KaZaA I see
Opens up for me and I go ahead and scream

My KaZaA - something's wrong with my KaZaA

Ooh, fish sticks (oh fish sticks)
It's making it crash now (it's making it crash now)
Every time I download stuff (download stuff)
Every time I download stuff (Every time I download stuff)
Every time I download stuff it's never froze

Clicked to open the file, it says
THE FILE CAN'T BE FOUND
Could not jump for joy 'cause the problem stuck around
I needed help so I went online
I talked the tech guy
Asking him my questions
He's a dumb doorknob

I said, "You are outta here"
Computer beeps, "Oh no"
Picked it up in a bad mood
Before the new day come
Opened up the window
Computer isn't light
Now to get some rest
Hey, watch it fly

Ooh, fish sticks (oh fish sticks)
It's making it crash now (it's making it crash now)
Every time I download stuff (download stuff)
Every time I download stuff (Every time I download stuff)
Every time I download stuff it's never froze