-> "How Bizzare"
Original Song Title:
"How Bizarre"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"How Bizzare"
The Lyrics
Private Drake is in the back
Vasquez in the front
Loadin' their pulse rifles
And the big smart guns
Suddenly Apone
Barks out from behind
Loud voice booming
"Get on the ready line!"
Hicks is busy sleepin'
Ripley just shuts her eyes
Ferro flies the dropship
"In the pipe, five by five"
How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre
Destination: the colony
As they all came in to land
Marines all in formation
Burke and Bishop stay in back
Bullet holes and melted steel,
Like acid kissed it
Gorman speaks, "What happened?"
Apone says, "We missed it"
How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
When we went to look around
(Look around)
Saw dead bodies on the ground
(Dead bodies on the ground)
Do you see this egg I found? (Reeaargh!)
It's on my face!!!
Ripley finds Newt
But there's no one else in town
Marines go out to find them
Sees them all just stuck around
Can't see it in the cameras
And no one knows why
But Hudson says there's movement
His tracker doesn't lie
Aliens surround them
Vasquez says "Let's rock!"
Hicks tells them to fall back
But the exit has been blocked
Ripley in the APC
Driving like an ape
Want to know the rest
Hey, rent the tape
How bizarre
How bizarre
How bizarre
Ooh baby, (ooh baby)
It's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
When we went to look around
(Look around)
Saw dead bodies on the ground
(Dead bodies on the ground)
Do you see this egg I found? (Reeaargh!)
It's on my face!!!
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