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Song Parodies -> "No One Sings Like Britney"

Original Song Title:

"No One Lives Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oingo Boingo

Parody Song Title:

"No One Sings Like Britney"

Parody Written by:

Billy Slim

The Lyrics

(verse one):
She does it too much
she lip sincs real bad
When she misssincs
it is really sad
She is a good dancer
it's just like she bit me
So, listen up everyone
no one sings like Britney!

(chorus):
Listen to Toxic
and to Hit Me One More Time
Better on the CD
but worse when it is live
When she had kissed
Madonna on MTV, I
Gagged! Gagged! Gagged!
It's so overdone
It's not very hard to see
just look real close
don't overddose
Her body does easily flows and
no one sings like Britney

(verse two):
You think she got implants
what about her filling out, now?
Two quick years
they're hanging higher than her brow
You know what happened next?
cut, snip, tuck
She can never get enough, man
no one sings like Britney

(chorus):
Listen to Toxic
and to Hit Me One More Time
Better on the CD
but worse when it is live
When she had kissed
Madonna on MTV, I
Gagged! Gagged! Gagged!
It's so overdone
It's not very hard to see
just look real close
don't overddose
Her body does easily flows and
no one sings like Britney

(repeat verse one)

(chorus):
Listen to Toxic
and to Hit Me One More Time
Better on the CD
but worse when it is live

(verse three):
No one seems to understand
she's the worst sincer on land
Oh well, the FCC don't care
they, also, just sit there and stare
Like, any minute, she might quit
so videotape while you can
And while your tapes are catologued
your glasses might come unfogged
Her life is private, she won't tell
when she's spent, now, she'll ring a bell
So, have a smoke
and down the beer
And, now it's time to loudly cheer ('cause)
no one(12 x's)
No one sings like Britney!

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick Derringer May Sing Like Her.
Jake - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty Decent. Spelling errors, but alright.
--------------------------------------------- - October 21, 2012 - Report this comment
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