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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly For A Square Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A White Guy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly For A Square Guy"

Parody Written by:

Hailey Johnson

The Lyrics

Take it or leave it :)
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis

You know it's kinda hard just to be a sponge today
Our subject isn't cool but he likes it just that way
He may not have a crew yeah
He may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he'll make up with his smile

I'll set you straight
Sponge appreciate
You know he gets it from Sandy everyday

He's got a gangsta feel
He can keep it real

For Squid no way
For squid no way

Atleast don't hate
He'll over compinsate

Atleast you know he's better then Trashy Ricki Lake

The World needs Pineapples under the sea

So hey hey do that brand new dance
(Bring it around town)

Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
And all the fishies thinks he's pretty fly for a square guy

Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
Frying Crabby patties
uh huh uh huh
And all the fishes think He's pretty fly for a square guy

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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Jeff Buchoff - January 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Good pacing. From what I know about Spongebob, this seemed pretty good.
libby smith - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO PUT THIS ON HERE
Abu - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
LIBBY ALTHOUGH THE STUPID NAME IS RIGHT. THIS IS THE WORST SONG PARODY AND NO WONDER IT HAD THE SAME PACING THIS BITCH DIDN'T CHANGE ANY OF THE WORDS!!!!!!!!

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