I tried to write for the tenth time today
And practiced all the funny lyrics I'd say
My boss came over, called me a jerk
Ripped up my song, yelled, "Get back to work!"
Now I know he blew a fuse
That's okay cause now I have an excuse
Darkjon is waiting for me
That's okay, but I've got no parody

I made plans to write it tonight
It's halfway done when I grab a Bud Light
Writers block can get me so low
If I can't stay up I'll write more tomorrow

People ask me why I write parodies
Well, I write songs to impress all my friends
People tell me it must be a breeze
Then I wonder how much time did I spend?
Well I shouldn't be so hard on myself
But I think that I write better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care. Right?

Now I'll get the lyrics to fit
The pacing's off more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, I'm writing some more
Stuck again, and starting to snore

Now I know I can write songs
But it's kind of hard when I've been trying so long
I may be weird
But I'm not a geek
I'm just a writer with no parody