Marijuana

Parody to Walla Walla

(Stoner)
Goodbye, my friend!
I did it again.
I'm going off to prison
For doing pot again.
When I got arrested, I started to whine.
The cop grabbed me by my arm and said,
"Get a life!!!!"

(Stoner)
The judge wasn't lenient like he was before
Got community service and time and some more.
The public defender really did try,
but I wanted to hit that other guy!

(Stoner)
But marijuana,
I'll smoke it when I wanna wanna!!!!
I wanted that joint,
but they said, "Not this time!!!"
Hey, marijuana
I'll smoke it when I wanna wanna
Community service ain't gonna be fun.
But marijuana, I'll smoke it when I wanna, wanna
Get out jail? Well, not this time.
When I get out of jail, I'll be just like the others.
I'll go through rehab and just smoke another.
Then, I'll see ya!!!!

(Stoner)
The bag looked so tempting, so I made it mine.
I bought it and smoked some. Thought I would be fine.
Then, we heard sirens and didn't get far.
The cops then told us to get out our car!!!!

(Stoner)
I'm innocent
I didn't smoke it, I swear!!!
I didn't smoke nothing, man.
It's not even mine.
He gave it to him.
It was his present!!!!
I didn't know that was weed, man.

(Cops)
Ho,ho, I'm sorry my friend
You'll be in lockdown by ten
I'm afraid you can't get out of this one
Now these four walls are your 24-hour-a-day weedless freinds

(Stoner)
But Marijuana,
I'll smoke it when I wanna wanna!!!!
I wanted that joint,
but can't have one this time
Hey, marijuana
I'll smoke it when I wanna wanna
Community service ain't gonna be fun.
But marijuana, I'll smoke it when I wanna, wanna
Get out jail after I do my time.
When I get out I'll be just like the others.
I'll go through rehab and just smoke another.

(Cops)
Have fun doing time!!!!