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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Such A Snob?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't You Get A Job?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Why Are You Such A Snob?"

Parody Written by:

The Gay Voice

The Lyrics

Because so many are
Some guys have a hang up
Yeah they have an itch
It bugs them everyday
They Say "Men who like men are really sick
Oh yes we hate all gays"

They joke about grass
and poke fun at your songs
To give them satisfaction all day
But the truth is the ones who hit them are homos
Just like me
Yes they are gay

So I'm Gay, So I'm gay-yeah, I am that way
na-na, Why are you such a snob
It's okay, It's okay yeah, I won't turn you gay
na-na, Stop being such a snob

If you love your honeys, then stop being buff
To make others think you are straight
Cause all of the honeys, I take them to shop
Cause real class don't play with hate

Why you hate, why you hate, yeah, just wasting away
na-na, Dab your nose on a bong
Save your face, save your face man, just run it away
na-na, stop being so involved

Well I guess it ain't easy dabbing jokes at us all --oh yeah
But hey man smart thoughts just don't seem to come
your way

Let me explain another phobia now

My friend's got a boyfriend, and yes he is black
She's white, and that is quite okay
But some just don't get it, want to pass some jokes
Well my friend
here's what I say

It's okay, It's okay yeah, they have no left brain
na-na, They are really just snobs.
Won't grow up, won't grow up, no, no way
na-na, We all know who we love

Don't give them satisfaction, It's games they play
ha-ha, They'll always be a slob
It's okay, it's okay, yeah, that they're that way
ha-ha, we are happy that's all
Love is love, and the ones. . .keep em coming, it means I'm getting to ya!!!!!!!!!

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Dylan Baranski - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
No, I'm not a snob. Rather, I'm a decent, hard-working, law-abiding, & freedom-loving American; and I believe that many gay people out there are the same (OK, some of them aren't Americans). I'm not gay, but still, the idea that people discriminate against other people for loving someone of the same gender sickens me. I mean, we're responsible enough not to discriminate against black people (or Hispanics, Asians, & other races for that matter), so why should people be discriminating against gay people? Anyone who hates gay people are un-American. In fact, they're Communists. Red ----ing Communists. Red as the blood they spill. They deserve to be executed for crimes against homosexuals. Anyways, brooding aside, I think that gay people need someone like Martin Luther King Jr. to stand up for them. You know, someone to be a powerful voice for them, someone who had a dream. Then, maybe discrimination against gays will plummet. Also, while you're at it, you might as well find any homophobic parodies you can on this site & vote all 1s on them, starting with this one: www.amiright.com/parody/60s/doors1.shtml
The Gay Voice - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank You Dylan. . .and I agree. . .I know you aren't a snob, I don't think of you that way. . .as I said in my other parody, you are a good person. . .The ones who I am calling snobs are the ones who DO discriminate against gay people, interacial relationships and really--any discrimination of any kind--it doesn't make sense to me. . .thank you for your heads up. . .I truely appreciate it.
Matthias - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
"Hey, That's something every one can enjoy!"
pickle - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I grew up in a pretty homophobic community, so I know about the queer-baiting that goes on. Also the chavtastic gits who complain on the bus about foreigners - they should all work as customs officers.
A Pedo Voice - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Try this on for size, Mr. Oh-poor-me: I'm a pedophile, and I've got the genes to show for it. In fact, it's the same gene as yours, at least if you've got that one that increases your chances of developing homosexual tendencies to about 10%. (It's not 100% as your propagandists like to claim; even identical twins sometimes split the difference. Read the actual research.) It isn't even really a "gay" gene, you know: it's a deviance gene You've developed *one* of the sexually deviant patterns to which it predisposes you; I developed one of the others. You have all the mainstream media, most of the public schools, a huge number of activists, and half the politicians in this country on your side; I, on the other hand, have only my pedophile friends on my side, and that only through the world wide web: we dare not meet face to face. Everyone else sees us as very convenient scapegoats. If you were to be brutally murdered, the media would play it for a martyrdom for weeks. If the same were to happen to me, they would praise my killers. Don't make a poor face to me, gayboy. With me, being more-victim-than-thou isn't some attitude, it's a reality. You'll probably get a lot of praise from these fellow bigots of yours if you condemn me now, so go ahead and have your fun. I'd just like you to know that I spit on you, and all your fellow gay snobs, for your glaring hypocrisy in trying to make others feel sorry for you and your deviance even as you victimize others for their deviance. *Pah!* Eat phlegm, broom humper!
The Gay Voice - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, Pedo Voice, Pedaphilia is a disease, I don't find it funny nor do I condemn it. I would not be among those who praise your killers, I do have a major problem with YOU in particular because YOU take your anger towards ME when I have directed none towards YOU. *I* have never used YOU or pedaphiles as a scape goat, and disagree strongly with your argument. Deviance is YOUR opinion and frankly I can see you have either A) not completed therapy, B) never been ordered to go to therapy or C) faked therapy because no therapist would support your view of homosexuality as deviant. . .only religious extremists still think that way. . .Anyone I am 'deviant' with is someone who is my age and consensual. You are wrong on lots of levels. I don't hate you, even after your half-baked rant, I don't hate pedophiles, sex offenders, predators or the like. I can't say I understand what goes through the mind of a pedophile, but if it's jump on others to try and bring others down to the disdain that many do have for you--then it would be hard to sympathize, what I can sympathize with you on is that you have to have a very tough battle inside everyday. One that can't be hard to control. I did not project anything on you, you are the one projecting here. I won't get into Sex Offender/Predator laws because they are a joke that include far too many people to even dent the problem and focus on revenge, not help and prevention. I'm sorry that you feel the need to be indecent because of your personal debacle, what I will say is that you just hurt someone who really didn't have any negative feelings towards you because though I don't understand your beliefs, I know what it's like not to have anyone understand mine.
Red Ant - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Pedo voice: There is a giant difference (okay, several, but humor me here) between homosexuality and pedophilia. That difference is a word called "consent". Nothing done between two consenting adults should be a crime, whether that be oral, anal, or the most extreme of fetishes. I'm sorry, but I can't see how anyone would find a seven year old girl attractive in a sexual nature. Give her 30 years or so and she might rock your world. I only have five personal sex "hang-ups", if you will: sex with kids, animals, the deceased, those nonconsenting and scatology. I'm far more open minded than most people. That said, if you really are that way, move to Pattaya, Thailand. Better yet, get a real relationship with a woman (or man). FTR, I would not cheer your death: I find it sad that some people are the way you proclaim to be.
Mocking Voice - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, Gay Voice, homosexuality is a disease, I don't find it funny nor do I condemn it. I would not be among those who praise your killers, I do have a major problem with YOU in particular because YOU take your anger out on ME when I have directed none towards YOU. *I* have never used YOU or homosexuals as a scape goat, and disagree strongly with your argument. Deviance is YOUR choice and frankly I can see you have either A) not completed therapy, B) never been ordered to go to therapy or C) faked therapy because no therapist would support your view of religion as deviant. . .only gay extremists still think that way. . .Anyone you are 'deviant' with is someone who is your gender and consensual. You are wrong on lots of levels. I don't hate you, even after your half-baked apology, I don't hate homosexuals, transvestites, metrosexuals or the like. I can't say I understand what goes through the mind of a homosexual, but if it's jump on others to try and bring others down to the disdain that many do have for you--then it would be hard to sympathize, what I can sympathize with you on is that you have to have a very tough battle inside everyday. One that can't be hard to control. I did not project anything on you, you are the one projecting here. I won't get into Unnatural Offenses/Sodomy laws because they are a joke that include far too many people to even dent the problem and focus on revenge, not help and prevention. I'm sorry that you feel the need to be indecent because of your personal debacle, what I will say is that you just hurt someone who really didn't have any negative feelings towards you because though I don't understand your beliefs, I know what it's like not to have anyone understand mine.
Black Ant - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Pedo voice: There is no difference (okay, one, but humor me here) between homosexuality and pedophilia. The only difference is a legal definition called "consent". Nothing done between two people considered of having this magical status is considered a crime, whether that be oral, anal, or the most extreme of fetishes. I'm sorry, but I can't see how anyone would find a thirty-seven year old hag attractive in a sexual way. If she's got a kid 7 years or so old, that little girl might rock your world. I only have one personal sex "hang-up", if you will: people who don't think of consent to sex as being possible with kids, animals, the deceased, trees, and pharmaceuticals. I'm far more open minded than most people. That said, if you really are that way, move to Dublin, Ireland. Better yet, get a real relationship with a girl (or boy). FTR, I would not cheer your death: I find it sad that some people are the way you proclaim yourself to be.
Burnbra Bush - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Gee, this troll is so clever -- see what he did there? Sheer genius! Wish I could learn to cut and paste like that. And the clever play on names! Simply astounding!
The Gay Voice - May 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you Burnbra, that's precisely what I was thinking. . . As for mocking voice, I think I've heard more clever mocking from my 9 year old brother, but whatever. . .I don't know how this became a battle between gays and pedos. . .I don't see how the two are intertwined, but whatever--no need to address it because it speaks for itself. and I won't address Black Ant--well you are the same person, so same sentiment, and stay away from my tree would you? Maybe Black Ant and Mocking Voice are both trying to show how rediculous trying to compare these two things are, because that's what it is accomplishing. . .not even Linda Tehurne would think that gay sexual activity between consenting adults is as bad as sex between a 40 year old and a 5 year old. . .I mean no Republican OR Democrat OR half-sane person thinks it's ok to have sex with a 5 year old. . .though sane pedofiles may have feelings for young children, they know it's wrong.
Josh Taylor Stingray - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
A) You need to get your medicine refilled B) You need to find a forum or blog where hatred is welcome. Homosexuals, you may'be surprised to learn, that this kind of act should not be tolerated.
The Gay Voice - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
First you need to direct your opinions to a particular person. I'm assuming it was towards me. . .I think you'd be surprised to learn how many people disagree with you, and it's called freedom of speech, if I have to put up with the Anti-Gay Stuff, than it goes both ways. The anti-homosexual agenda was created by a religion I do not practice, and I have learned a heck of a lot more about it apparently than you have, as you have just judged me which is against the beliefs in which you base your 'attempt' to rebuttal my parody. A) You chose to click on a link written by a writer called "The Gay Voice", B) I have no interest in debating with you as I know who I am and don't feel the need to troll the internet to tell them that they are full of hatred, which is hypocritical (I didn't refer to any hatred towards Heterosexuals or anyone in particular--but you did), C) I am not on any medications, unlike you the medical and science communities have realized through research (I know--that darn research) that homosexuality is not deviant or a disease, though people of your nature wish to believe so. D) If this wasn't aimed at me, you can ignore what I have just said, but if it was (as I can ascertain from the post) YOUR hate is the kind that SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED, since you are the only one between you and I that have any.

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