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Song Parodies -> "Proton Stream"

Original Song Title:

"Self-Esteem"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Proton Stream"

Parody Written by:

B. O'Connor

The Lyrics

Another Ghostbusters song, this time about not having enough juice in the proton pack to bust.
Who ya gonna call?
Who ya gonna call?

I heated up for the 10th time today
I practiced busting those ghosts away
Got a caller
To bust a ghost
I beat it's ass, had it for dessert
I know, it's just no use
EctoMan, I ain't got no more juice
I know it's waiting for me
Ain't ok, I ain't got a proton stream

We bust ghosts always at night
It ends at eight and begins at nine.
I juice my p.pack cause it's so low
It keeps it up, it'll have to go

When we're screaming that there's nothing to eat
Then I wonder why we keep losing food
When we figure that we have us some ghoulies
Then I wonder how much more we can lose
Well I guess, we should heat up the p. packs
but I really think they're outta some heat
The more we bust 'em
The more the packs get some wear; right? Yeah

Well I'll have to fight this little bit
If I run out I'll just have to quit
Late at night, we fight some more
Tell ya now, this job ain't a bore
I know I bust the ghosts
But It's kinda hard when there ain't no more ghosts
I ain't dumb, and I ain't a dweeb
I'm just a 'buster with no proton stream

When we're screaming that there's nothing to eat
Then I wonder why we keep losing food
When we figure that we have us some ghoulies
Then I wonder how much more we can lose
Well I guess, we should heat up the p. packs
but I really think they're outta heat
The more we bust 'em
The more the packs get some wear; right?

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