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Song Parodies -> "Tony's Fly(For A Cuban Guy)[fixed]"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly(For A White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Tony's Fly(For A Cuban Guy)[fixed]"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

I am changing the lyrics "his lily ass" to "the bald guy's ass" & fixing the other errors
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
All the Gangsters say, "Tony's fly for a cuban guy"

uno,dos,tres,cuatro,cuatro,cinco,seis

Tony was arrested for his posession of drugs
He was forced to ride in a police car
When he was taken into custody,
The cop asked, "How the hell did you get that scar?"

He's Tony Montana, he's a Cuban drug lord
He sniffs cocaine and it f**ks his spinal cord
He always spends time to deal with some drugs
It's just plain illegal, you know it's illegal
He also runs a Miami coke empire
There's so many drug dealers he can hire
So join the mafia
Hey,hey, do that Scarface thing

How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
All the Gangsters say, "Tony's fly for a cuban guy"

The bald guy broke in the condo just to kill
The chainsaw he used was so full of gas
After Tony was being held hostage
His partners barged in and they killed the bald guy's ass

Tony Montana is a Cuban drug lord
He sniffs cocaine and it f**ks his spinal cord
He always spends time to deal with some drugs
It's just plain illegal, you know it's illegal
He also runs a Miami coke empire
There's so many drug dealers he can hire
So join the mafia
Hey,hey, do that Scarface thing

He's killin' some intruders, that broke into his mansion
Because of all of his mass murder and destruction
His sister got killed and he will avenge her
It seems that his life does not get better
You know that he always says the "F" word
and his brain is about the size of a bird

How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
How are you doing, Tony? screw you, screw you
All the Gangsters say, "Tony's fly for a cuban guy"

Tony Montana is a Cuban drug lord
He sniffs cocaine and it f**ks his spinal cord
He always spends time to deal with some drugs
It's just plain illegal, you know it's illegal
He also runs a Miami coke empire
There's so many drug dealers he can hire
So join the mafia
You know that the world is yours
So join the mafia
Hey,hey, do that Scarface thing
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raddog20002002 - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I have already deleted the first version of this parody, so don't worry about the version.

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