-> "Kurty I Got Your Medals!"
Original Song Title:
"Baby I got your Money"
Parody Song Title:
"Kurty I Got Your Medals!"
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I dedicate this to Kurt Angle
And his medals
Its on (echo)
Every medal he owns
And to Kurt Angle too
Cause to me your a jackass anyways
You trash talked me, I kicked your ass
you cried like a baby, you stupid ass
I don't have no problem with you fighting me
But I have a little problem wit you not fighting me
Kurt, you know I'll beat you
Cause you say you are the best and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch
For good or worse, I'll kick your ass
So I walk on over with your medals
Kurt, put away the milk now
Cos I won;t be drinking any of it tonight
Cause Kurt I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my threats
You better run and hide now
If you wanna look good, and not get beat, you better just not fight
Hey,Kurty, baby I got your medals
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Kurty I got your money
Yo, I got your medals, and now you have none
I put them in my pants, wanna get them back?
You think your a hero though to everyone Ol' Benoit gonna beat you down
You suck! The crowd chants every day
You want em, come get em!
I'm the Crippler as you can see
Every one wanna be like me
I don't want no problems cause I put them down
in my pants where they can not be found
I'm just a wrestler trying to make sum monny
So give me some cash and I'll give you your medals Kurty
TNN, play this all day, everyday
Recognize I kicked your ass baby!
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