Wedding's done, you're kissing your bride
You can leave us behind
Your honeymoon awaits

Rooted, you have never been
But dirty movies you've seen
Should make things ok

Start experimenting in the bed
Then you said that this is doing in your head
Step outside so you can catch your breath
Don't go to light the fireplace
It's warm enough, you're red in face
How you ever gonna consumate now?

And so Sally just waits
And it's getting late
As she's watching you try
Her pa-tience gives way
"Just slip it in you wanker"
You hear her say

And then it's in and off you can go
But then you don't know
What you're s'posed to do
Don't take it out and just use your hand
That was never the plan
She ups and leaves the room

When she's back continue on your quest
Though your ignorant you are doing your best
She's feeling nice and pats you on the head
Lie back and let her set the pace
Surpised grin is on your face
This is how you're gonna consumate now

It was so worth the wait
Now you've found a mate
And she's tasty as pie
Her soul is your's mate
"Wipe off that grin you wanker"
You heard her say

So Sally's ok
Do it twice a day
And you're walking on air
Your soul soars away
You know that you're a wanker
But couldn't care

So Sally's ok
Do it twice a day
And you're walking on air
Your soul soars away
You know that you're a wanker
Know that you're a wanker
But that's ok
Atleast for today