she's dyslexic
she has trouble with words like ecleptic
she let's all her wounds go septic
coz she can't read labels

just ask her sister
spelling bees were a sadister
not a boy at school who would kiss her
coz she couldn't spell

and i want her to go
to a therapist i found
but she says she's nife

and i wish ev'ry day
i knew what she's saying
and my head's sore
coz i'll get her and she'll get me
and oh the things that we could be
and oh the things that we could do
she is dyslexic, could i be lysdexic too?

she's got a brother
who thinks it's a chance for to bug her
making fun of her letters to mother
she cries and says he is neam

she's got a cousin
he calls her his little love muffin
sends her love letters or something
doesn't know about her disease

and i want her to go
to a therapist i found
but she says she's nife

and i wish ev'ry day
i knew what she's saying
and my head's sore
coz i'll get her and she'll get me
and oh the things that we could be
and oh the things that we could do
she is dyslexic, could i be lysdexic too?
could i be slyexdic too?
could i be sedyxlic too?
could i be exlysdic oot?