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Song Parodies -> "She's Dyslexic"

Original Song Title:

"She's Electric"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Oasis

Parody Song Title:

"She's Dyslexic"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

lysdexia is not nufny
she's dyslexic
she has trouble with words like ecleptic
she let's all her wounds go septic
coz she can't read labels

just ask her sister
spelling bees were a sadister
not a boy at school who would kiss her
coz she couldn't spell

and i want her to go
to a therapist i found
but she says she's nife

and i wish ev'ry day
i knew what she's saying
and my head's sore
coz i'll get her and she'll get me
and oh the things that we could be
and oh the things that we could do
she is dyslexic, could i be lysdexic too?

she's got a brother
who thinks it's a chance for to bug her
making fun of her letters to mother
she cries and says he is neam

she's got a cousin
he calls her his little love muffin
sends her love letters or something
doesn't know about her disease

and i want her to go
to a therapist i found
but she says she's nife

and i wish ev'ry day
i knew what she's saying
and my head's sore
coz i'll get her and she'll get me
and oh the things that we could be
and oh the things that we could do
she is dyslexic, could i be lysdexic too?
could i be slyexdic too?
could i be sedyxlic too?
could i be exlysdic oot?



im trying to parody all of the (what's the story) morning glory album (the greatest album ever). so far ive done champagne supernova, morning glory, wonderwall and this one. who reckons i can do the whole thing?

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Will - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This is absolutely hilarious, the last verse made it 5 stars. Yes do the whole album!! Can't wait.
jake - July 04, 2006 - Report this comment
has anyone got this song, if the have, could they email me it please my email is ... jake1885@hotmail.com thank youuuuuuuu
Sam - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey! Love your 'remake' is there a site I can go to where I actually can listen to it. I know somebody who has this song, so there must be somewhere! E-mail me sam.teasdale@hotmail.co.uk

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