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This idea just came to me one day. I'm surprised that no one's done a parody on this yet. Enjoy!
Today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna end my losing streak
No doubt I'm gonna ask her out and we're gonna make the bedsprings creak
I don't believe that she'll reject me
This'll be my chance
To screw her now

So far I've walked up to the bar and I've turned to stare her in the face
But now I guess I don't know how to get her to take me to her place
I don't believe that she will want me
I think I've ruined my chance
To screw her now

And every time I try I get rejected
And every day I leave the bar dejected
There are many girls that I
would like to get to do
but I don't know how

And maybe
she'll be the only one who'll lay me
Go to the mall
Buy a Wonderdoll

Tonight when I turn out the light a girl is gonna be here next to me
Blonde hair, her boobs are out to there; I'm gonna buy another one or three
I don't believe that I will ever
need a girl again
I've got her now

And all my friends just laugh and say I'm crazy
And I don't go to work because I'm lazy
All I want to do is sit at
home and be with her
She's all I need

And maybe
She'll be the only one who'll lay me
And after all
She's my Wonderdoll

And maybe
she's gonna be my sexy baby
So hold my calls
She's my Wonderdoll

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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey KaiserMonkey, maybe it was easy for you! But, some of us don't have the term "wonderdoll" rolling off the tip of our tongue. I s'pose you heard about wonderdolls from a friend or something, right? Anyway, excellent, very funny parody. Should be a hit! 555

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