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Song Parodies -> "Who Drank My Coke?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Do You Go?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Mercy

Parody Song Title:

"Who Drank My Coke?"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

Someone who has his drink stolen from him, right after he buys it and confronts the people he's with! Then eventually begs them to compensate him for the stolen drink due to his thirst.
Who drank my Coke? I'm thirsty!
Who drank my Coke?
I wanna know, I'm grumpy. I wanna know!

Who drank my Coke? Grr grr eh oh
I wanna know! Grrr grrr eh oh
Where did it go? Grr grr eh oh
I wanna know! Grrr grrr eh oh

I bought a Coke, was thirsty and hot and sweaty
I turn my back and sudd'nly, it turns up missing
I'm thirsty with no drink in sight
Man I'm gonna drop right here and I ponder

Everybody stares, looks of shame, not a peep
I don't like this game you play
Thirsty but dripping sweat temper just flares, know you're wrong
I'm waiting for you speak I say!

Chorus

Come on, just break the silence, don't keep me waiting
Just like a river flowing down my shirt
It's running off of me
You hear what I'm saying?

Who drank my Coke? I'm thirsty!
I wanna know!

Who drank my Coke? Grrr grrr eh oh
Where did it go, grr grrr eh oh
I wanna know!
Who drank my, who drank my Coke? Who drank my Coke?

I'm thirsty!

Go back and buy a Coke for me, it's icy
You've gotta quench this thirst right deep inside
You've gotta help me make it through right now, please, please!
Please hydrate me!

Repeat chorus
For those of us who love Coca-Cola or other icy drinks, especially on hot days. PS the pacing is probably off. Sorry about that. Please enjoy anyway and be nice.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 16

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Rob Arndt - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I prefer Diet Coke for my aspartame fix, but 555 anyway. Security Code is seriously CUK which is pretty close!!!
Annie - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you Rob 😊 I appreciate that!

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