Song Parodies -> Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some Beer
| Original Song Title: | "Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame" |
| Original Performer: | NOFX |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eat Two Hamburgers and Drink Some Beer" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Pollman |
Can't you see my size? , Like you can't believe
I'm drowin' all my fries, they're doused in nacho cheese
Immob'lization blues, getting' hard to move
You can't see around my bulk, cause I just keep eating
You best get to the buffet, before I eat it clean
Eat two hamburgers, and then I'll drink some beer
Bust apart my belt, and eat until I spew
My oversized belt, could fit an conveyer line
I'd give a thousand bucks – for some cheese fondue
Take me to the gym, put me on the bench
Workout for my heart, accomp'nies gaseous stench
I'm sick off twelve Big Macs, impending heart attack
Get me to a bathroom now, before I sh*t my pants
I don't need no Jenny Craig, don't want a diet plan
Eat two hamburgers, and then I'll drink some beer
Bust apart my belt, and eat until I spew
My enormous clothes, could house the homeless ones
I'm drowin' all my fries, they're doused in nacho cheese
Immob'lization blues, getting' hard to move
You can't see around my bulk, cause I just keep eating
You best get to the buffet, before I eat it clean
Eat two hamburgers, and then I'll drink some beer
Bust apart my belt, and eat until I spew
My oversized belt, could fit an conveyer line
I'd give a thousand bucks – for some cheese fondue
Take me to the gym, put me on the bench
Workout for my heart, accomp'nies gaseous stench
I'm sick off twelve Big Macs, impending heart attack
Get me to a bathroom now, before I sh*t my pants
I don't need no Jenny Craig, don't want a diet plan
Eat two hamburgers, and then I'll drink some beer
Bust apart my belt, and eat until I spew
My enormous clothes, could house the homeless ones
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