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Song Parodies -> "Won't Leak"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Speak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Leak"

The Lyrics

Following on from 'Think Pee's in Strife'.
Doing wees: used to pee forever.
Arc would raise a river of spray.
It seems surr-ea-l that my hosing would just end.
I rant and seethe, piss should be freein'.

There's looks from those.
All wetting toes.
I would be healed if guys looked at their own...

Won't leak.
And so, bladder aint draining.
Oh jezz, stop this paining.
Bloats belly, pause, no squirts.
Won't leak.
Even after drinking.
Cuz guys won't keep from peeking,
Bloats belly, pause, no squirts.

My member here, a mutineer who's strikin'.
We spend an hour here just lightly mimin'.
Desert dry. Numb, urine hides.
With my pud in my hand, I'm not piddling tides.

CHORUS

Bits not bending, these 'urine aids' not mending.
So sub-par.

Doing wees: Is my pee now flying? Hardly!

CHORUS

Nada. Nup, nada.
Nada. Nup, nada.
Flush, flush-nothing.
Flush, flush-nothing.
Flush, flush, bloats belly, pause, no squirts!
(fade out)

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EmiLoca - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
*eye twitch* The...chorus...didn't...change. Just kidding. I'm not the kind of stingy bastard who would dock you points for THAT, now, am I? *pointed glare* Your strange fascination with the wizzing process has done you well so far, but don't let it get out of hand, or urine trouble...4-5-5
EmiLoca - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw, crud. I just put in 5-4-4. I'll fix it, I promise...um...*hacks*
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one's a pisser...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Emi and Mr Macpissto. Did anyone pick up on the 'urine aid' pun?......well, I thought it was funny.......
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
...really REALLY funny...
EmiLoca - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, that one...heh...meh... *raises eyebrow in a more-suspicious-than-seductive way*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
*is aroused nonetheless, a complete sucker for attractive eyebrows*

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