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Song Parodies -> "Polly"

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Murshid Zaman

The Lyrics

Polly wants a dope
Think I should get her some
I think she wants some marijuana
To be in a fake world
Isn't she
Feels like flying
Let me unclip
Her clipped wings
Let her take a ride
I guess she won't hurt herself
I want some crack
To help herself
I've got some dope
She have been told
I promised her
I have been true
Let her take a ride
I guess she won't hurt herself
She wants some help
To fly by self
Polly wants more cracks
Maybe she would like more flying
She asks me for more dope and coke
A cheese sandwich would be nice she said
Polly says her back hurts
Right after she falls from coach
She coughs off and vomits
It amazes her, the will of instinct

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