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Song Parodies -> "Eat"

Original Song Title:

"Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Eat"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Another poetic ode to hunger... the way only I could tell it!
No more pears!!
No more pears!!
No more pears!!
No more pears!!
No more pears!!
Ran out of bowls
Food, can't find
Food, can't find
Food, can't find
Food, can't find
Food, can't find

Fries, don't have the fries
Burger King
Burger King
Burger King
Burger King
Some steak, some steak from Hong Kong
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
Afraid? Afraid of the toast?

Weak stomach I have
Really need to eat
I'm not eating there
There's no food to eat
Not much at my house
Forgot groceries
Found McDonald's here
Quarter Pounders three
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said

No more chairs??
No more chairs??
No more chairs??
No more chairs??
No more chairs??
That price is bull!!
Let me whine!!
Let me whine!!
Let me whine!!
Let me whine!!
Let me whine!!

Fries, I ordered fries
I'm suing
I'm suing
I'm suing
I'm suing
Won't stay, Won't stay for too long
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
I'm hungry
Rest'raunt? This one is the worst!!

Weak stomach I have
Really need to eat
I'm not eating here
Want a place that's cheap
Not much at my house
Forgot groceries
IHop's over here
Two pancakes, no three!!!
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
I said
Yum Yum .. Good!

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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AussieBullDog - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I have the Nevermind CD, but hadn't listened that closely to Breed before. Doesn't take much work to parody, I'm guessing.
Stephen aka Step-chan - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Not too bad of a parody.

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