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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Ass Retard (Forrest Gump)"

Original Song Title:

"Come As You Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Ass Retard (Forrest Gump)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I know this will probably be a very controversial parody if it gets approved. This song is about famous movie character Forrest Gump, the man who told Kennedy that he really had to pee. Enjoy!
**Forrest Gump**
Dumb ass retard, Forrest Gump,
Well, that retard is me
I told Kennedy that I really had to pee
You may say that I'm dumb
I'm just misunderstood, relate?
Met Elvis before he was famous, how wonderful

Met some black students at school
Way back in the fifties
Segregated back then, Now it's unconstituti'nal

Then I went to war in Vietnam
I fought in Vietnam


Dumb ass retard, Forrest Gump,
Well, that retard is me
I told Kennedy that I really had to pee
You may say that I'm dumb
I'm just misunderstood, relate?
Met Elvis before he was famous, how wonderful

Dumb ass retard, Forrest Gump,
Well, that retard is me
I told Kennedy that I really had to pee
Met a girl on the school bus
And she told me that her name
Was Jenny, then I said my name is Forrest Gump, y'all!


Jenny and I met bullies
And they chased after me
I slowly walked, braces on my legs, I'm told to run

And then sweet Jenny told me to run
Yeah, she told me to run....
(Repeat numerous times till we all get sick of it!)

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Joelle - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work!
Agrea - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant! All 5's!

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