He can't even speak properly
This stupid guy is a weenie
He does everything he has to do
Everything that he thinks is cool

Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn

Slow dancing, wearing wristbands
Playing guitar, tying his hand
These stuff they, don't make you cool
You're even cooler, if you wear wool

Yeah
Yeah
It's not because I'm jealous
But it's because I'm rebellious
Can't he mind his, own buiesness
You (censored)

Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn

Slow dancing, wearing wristbands
Playing guitar, tying his hand
These stuff they, don't make you cool
You're even cooler, if you wear wool

Yeah
Yeah
(Guitar solo)
I guess that our, friendship's done
And our rival has begun
I don't need this show off guy
So it's the end, @$$hole, goodbye

Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn showoff
Here comes another damn

Slow dancing, wearing wristbands
Playing guitar, tying his hand
These stuff they, don't make you cool
You're even cooler, if you wear wool
Good-bye you jerk
I don't need
A Show off friend
You can't even
Talk properly
And you are
Trying to act cool
You don't know that
You are a fool